today is brought to you by the word :
thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut
did i allow u to have fun without me
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.”
being a teenager was the worst choice i ever made